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The Noma

The Noma

$10
The Caspian

The Caspian

$10
The Falabella

The Falabella

$10
The Yonaguni

The Yonaguni

$10
The Appaloosa

The Appaloosa

$10
The Shetland

The Shetland

$10
The Noma

The Noma

$10

Named after the rare domestic pony breed, The Noma is a rugged piece of western style and a slap in the face to the age-old saying "form follows function."

A symbol of unbridled confidence, each Noma boasts a classic leather band and absolutely zero protection from the sun and other elements.

Hand packaged in Austin, TX. Includes a Ranch Rider pin & bandana.

Measurements: 6 IN X 5 1/4 IN X 1 3/5 IN

The Caspian

The Caspian

$10

Owing its name to the majestic Caspian miniature pony, this self-proclaimed piece of iconic Americana is not for the timid or socially conscious.

Featuring a perfectly-sized crown and a brim that won't extend past the top of your head, The Caspian truly exists in a league of its own.

Hand packaged in Austin, TX. Includes a Ranch Rider pin & bandana.

Measurements: 5 IN X 3 5/8 IN X 1 1/4 IN

The Falabella

The Falabella

$10

Taking after its eponymous mini-horse breed, The Falabella’s stature is nothing short of both elegant and compact.

Expertly crafted with proportions that preclude it from any form of practical use, The Fallabella’s only job is to look amazing, which it does.

Hand packaged in Austin, TX. Includes a Ranch Rider pin & bandana.

Measurements: 5 IN X 3 5/8 IN X 1 1/4 IN

The Yonaguni

The Yonaguni

$10

While the Yonaguni mini horse is known for its good-natured disposition, the same cannot be said of the hat that bears its name.

Featuring dimensions that don’t play by the rules, this masterpiece is made for the modern-day peacocker, one who goes against the herd, even if the herd is right.

Hand packaged in Austin, TX. Includes a Ranch Rider pin & bandana.

Measurements: 5 IN X 3 5/8 IN X 1 1/4 IN

The Appaloosa

The Appaloosa

$10

Sharing a name with the Appaloosa breed of mini horse doesn’t come without its pressure, but this fine piece of headwear certainly lives up to the billing.

Though not without its limitations, The Appaloosa is a perfect piece of headwear for anyone who simply isn’t interested in being pragmatic.

Hand packaged in Austin, TX. Includes a Ranch Rider pin & bandana.

Measurements: 5 IN X 3 5/8 IN X 1 1/4 IN

The Shetland

The Shetland

$10

Its name derived from the iconic pony breed, The Shetland boasts an equally-if-not-more impressive profile in headwear form.

While its stature may seem slight, this monotone marvel is sure to make whoever’s wearing it stand a bit taller, by roughly 2 inches.

Hand packaged in Austin, TX. Includes a Ranch Rider pin & bandana.

Measurements: 5 IN X 3 5/8 IN X 1 1/4 IN